The big nasty wife
Did nothing
In the house
Getting up to eat
And shouting at her spouse

Her fragile man
Came home starving
After working hard and late
All the food had gone
That his Ethel ate

Had to run out
To the store
Being ordered
To get more
Called her a swampmonster
Whilst walking out the door

When he came back
He was upset
Not knowing what to do
But then he thought
You know what
I’ll relocate her to the zoo